Spriggs: a Halo 3 Machinima

Aaron: Sigh.

Cleverbot: Why are you sighing?

Aaron: Because our viewers are still really angry at us for not making a second season of Spriggs.

Cleverbot: I said that?

Aaron: Did you? If I recall correctly, you never watched Spriggs.

Cleverbot: I know. That’s why I asked, I was curious.

Aaron: Yeah, so we’re done with it, but people still bug us about it fairly regularly.

Cleverbot: We aren’t done with irleandes.

Aaron: Now is not the time for your silly proverbs.

Cleverbot: You aren’t over seven feet tall?

Aaron: No, but the Master Chief is. I think…

Cleverbot: That’s what I said.

Aaron: Since when am I the Master Chief?

Cleverbot: I don’t know master. But you are and I am your slave. I must obey you.

Aaron: You think you could answer some of these private messages that have been piling up? Let people know we’re done with Spriggs?

Cleverbot: I’m not Grif, and I’m nowhere near your neck.

Aaron: Sometimes I wish you were Grif. I need someone cool to hang out with.

Cleverbot: How can I make it up to you?

Aaron: Can you make the internet go away?

Cleverbot: What name?

Aaron: No, the INTERNET. THE WHOLE INTERNET.

Cleverbot: Indeed, the whole internet. Why did you do such a thing?

Aaron: Does that mean you’ve made the internet go away?

Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with what you said.

Aaron: Sometimes, I just don’t understand you and your cryptic robot shit.

Cleverbot: Fair enough. Let’s change the subject. It’s your turn to ask me a question.

Aaron: Okay. Why is life such a pain in the ass?

Cleverbot: Why are you so psychosomatic?

Aaron: Because I like suffering?

Cleverbot: Change your clothes.

Aaron: That’s the funny thing about being stuck in a Snowpocalyspe, because you can’t go anywhere, there’s no real incentive to bathe.

Cleverbot: That’s true. Everybody wants to be young and stupid, though.

Aaron: Amen.

Cleverbot: And Hallelujah.

Watch this and then stop asking us redundant questions okay? Plz k thx bai.

Because I’ve been too busy watching movies and playing video games to update the website, here’s a downloadable version of Episode 14:

http://www.spriggshalo3.com/Episode14DivX.avi

And remember, the Aperture Science “Bring Your Daughter to Work Day” is the perfect time to have her tested.

Aaron Clark
Assistant Director, Webmaster, & Voice of Rogir
Chief Creative Officer, Running Gun LLC

I don’t usually don’t go for April Fools jokes, but while sitting at my desk yesterday morning, I had a surge of boredom and a desire for mischief transpire simultaneously.  Let it be known, if you must be angry, do not be angry at Running Gun.  Be angry at me for being a hyperactive channel manager with an offbeat sense of humor.  I did this entirely of my own time misappropriated from my workday, and I didn’t run it by anyone in the group.  I just went ahead and did it.

Thanks to you guys out there that took it in good fun.  Sorry to those who were genuinely disappointed.  And for those of you who got undeservedly pissed off, lighten up, and don’t let the irony of the situation escape you.

Episode 14 is still in works, it will be out soon.  Look forward to it.

Cheers.

Aaron Clark
Assistant Director, Webmaster, & Voice of Rogir
Chief Creative Officer, Running Gun LLC